Someone must like books like these, because they keep getting published

The wunderkind white male novelist stories where everyone lives in great apartments in Brooklyn or in Paris or somewhere else super literary and Important with a capital I. No one seems worried about money and everyone loves adjectives and long, distracting sentences full of wordplay and Cleverness, capitalized too, like Importance.

I’m only twenty-five pages in, and I purposefully read zero reviews when there was a slew of them last month, so I’m going to form my own opinion, and most books grow on me the further I get in. So I’ll persevere (especially since I got an ARC and I should finish and tell goodreads my opinion).

Maybe I’ll take a pencil to the margins of the book and edit it the way I would like to make this whole experience more palatable.