Month: October 2022

They’re here!

After a week of pricey car repairs and hot water tanks leaking all over my basement floor, I thought to myself “at least my social media manager and I can make an awesome unboxing video when my books come” (and yes, I paid my fourteen year old fifty bucks to be my social media manager).”

Well, that all fails when I assumed the box that showed up at my door yesterday evening was liquid plant nutrients for my indoor garden and not twenty copies of my book.

The cost is $10, but I’m also open to trades/barters, or drop me a message if late-stage capitalism, inflation, and greedy corporations mean you’d like a free copy.

Tomorrow: Amigurumi Mascot #2!

The Summer The School Burned Down Amigurumi Mascot #1

So what’s something I like as much as writing stories? Making cute things!

Fifteen stories in The Summer The School Burned Down = Fifteen amigurumi mascots.

Will this take me a bunch of time to do because I only came up with this idea last week? Yes.

Will these amigurumi-short-story-mascots posts be irregular since some things will take me longer to make. Absolutely.

Are my stories kawaii and adorable? Well, not really. But amigurumi people! AMIGURUMI.

And so, Mascot #1 for the first story in the collection: Breathe.

Kobo

Kindle

Paper

Number two!

Does this have anything to do with the fact that I had just bought my mom three copies? In any case, I’m back down to something like seventeen in the Canadian Short Stories category.

So, if you’re interested in getting a copy, how do you do it?

  1. Kobo: epub;
  2. Amazon: kindle;
  3. Amazon: paperback print-on-demand;
  4. Local area peeps: I have a bunch of paper copies coming by the end of the month. You can buy them off me if you are local once they come in. I will let everyone know when they are here.
  5. As someone who has spent the last ten years un- or under-employed, if you would like a copy but it just isn’t in your finances right now, just send me a line and I will send you an epub or a PDF if you’d like. If you are local, I can lend you a paper copy when they come in. I understand how frustrating it is in this stage of late-capitalism to even try to survive, let alone buy any non-necessities.

And, if reading or short stories aren’t your thing, just send me a smile and be on your way 🙂