I’ve got a big fat ass

It is a long, boring, drive with nothing to think about from my town to the next town over where the bigger grocery store and the Dollarama and the Walmart are. I should not be alone with my thoughts. Inevitably, I turn on the radio, which, as far as I can tell, is:

  • 45% country music (half french, half english);
  • 30% all the pop songs that I don’t like and never the ones I do;
  • 5% that Christian station that’s always explaining the Bible to me;
  • and 20% classic rock.

Also, inevitably, I can find Queen. Like every time. Mainly Under Pressure. Sometimes We Are The Champions. But today it was Fat Bottomed Girls and now, since I am a fat-bottomed girl, the song is stuck in my head.