no Christopher Pike for me

Remember a few posts back when I said the most promising book on my wishlist was See You Later by Christopher Pike?

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Yes, my most promising book was a teenage novel that I read when I was twelve, but anyway, I put it on hold at the library. Yesterday, the librarian tells me that they have to cancel my hold as they don’t know whether this Christopher Pike novel has go to.

Insert sad face.

In any case, I can buy a copy for a penny plus seven dollars shipping on amazon if I really wanted to (I don’t, partly because amazon and partly because I don’t know whether this book is really worth seven and a penny plus the anxiety I get having things shipped from across the border [how long it takes, possibility of unexpected duty and handling fees, etc.]). But instead, I will just say to whoever misplaced (I’m going to think positive and assume this book was misplaced rather than stolen, which it very well might have been given the number of times I’ve gotten books out of the library only to come home and realize they weren’t scanned out properly) Christopher Pike’s See You Later, please find it and bring it back! Thirty-somethingers longing for their tween years are counting on you!

flying in dreams

In the car, we were listening to Five Children and It. There’s a line about flying when you’re dreaming.

I’ve never dreamed of flying I said to Geoff. Have you?

Geoff nods.

That hardly seems fair. But if I were to fly in my dreams, I think it would be like a painting by Chagall. I would fly like a woman in a Chagall painting surrounded by colour.

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Perhaps I’ll try to think of Chagall and flying before going to sleep tonight. Just to see what will happen.

My Ideal Job

At the end of my undergraduate career, I found a paint-your-own-pottery place. Rather than go to my graduation, I went to the paint-your-own-pottery place and painted some plates. Leaving afterwards, I was euphoric. It felt like I hadn’t done anything creative in five years, which, other than math, I hadn’t.

The end of undergrad was ten years ago. I’ve been writing full-time for two years now. Last month, I downloaded a logic game for the iPad with over five thousand puzzles in it and I play it constantly, staying awake to do the next puzzle, then the next one, then the next one. I think I’m missing math.

I keep thinking about my ideal job: do math research for as long as I want, then do creative writing for as long as I want, back and forth. Of course, I could do that now; I have the time and I have the resources. But is it a devaluation of myself to be giving my work away for free? I already get little-to-no remuneration for the stories I write. Throw in free mathematical research in there, and what? I’d like to think my work is worth something, but it’s also a bit esoteric and pure math researcher doesn’t have any immediate real-world applications. As my twitter handle says: Reality is not my domain.

Maybe I’ll go prove something about math today. Just to be sure that I still can.

boo!

Growing up in the suburbs of Ottawa in the eighties and nineties, we didn’t have tweens. Well, we did, but when I was what would now be called a tween was called pre-teen or young adult. I was in my final year of high school, the now defunct year of OAC, when tween had made it’s way to Barrhaven, too late to wrap me up in it’s silly sounding label.

But, when I was a tween, the list to take out scary books from the school library was a mile and a half long. R.L. Stine‘s were for our younger siblings. We went for Christopher Pike, with his mixture of teens having sex before gruesomely dying. But before those, we all read the same collection of scary stories, whose pictures were worse than the words themselves: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.

Tesfa and I were at a book sale on Saturday and there I found and purchased for the sum of twenty five cents:

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Excellent. Now Tesfa can be as traumatized as all of us were back in 1991. I didn’t let her look at it yet though. Possibly the pictures are a teensy bit too much for a five year old with as overactive an imagination as Tesfa has.

reading around the world – Syria

Syria: In Praise of Hatred by Khaled Khalifa

Synopsis: (from amazon) In 1980s Syria, a young Muslim girl lives a secluded life behind the veil in the vast and perfumed house of her grandparents. Her three aunts—the pious Maryam, the liberal Safaa, and the free-spirited Marwa—raise her with the aid of their ever-devoted blind servant.

Soon the high walls of the family home are no longer able to protect the girl from the social and political chaos outside. Witnessing the ruling dictatorship’s bloody campaign against the Muslim Brotherhood, she is filled with hatred for the regime and becomes increasingly radical. In the footsteps of her beloved uncle, Bakr, she launches herself into a battle for her religion, her country, and ultimately, for her own future.

Thoughts: This is a book that seems more interesting in the abstract. It seems more interesting now that I’ve finished reading it than I did while reading it. I really felt tugged apart while reading it: I could describe this book as both fascinating and tedious. I don’t know whether it just doesn’t translate well or whether the style and content are simply at odds with the structure and layout of standard Western novels. It struck me at times as similar to an old-fashioned novel with an omniscient narrator, even though this is a story in the first-person singular.

There is a lot of talk about dreams (my most hated thing in books ever, but I know that in certain sects of Islam, dreams are given tremendous importance). There is a lot of waiting around. The internal voice of the narrator never gives much of a reason or justification for her radicalization; it seems to just happen one day almost beyond her control. The narrator’s character isn’t given much depth or agency. Of course, the lack of agency makes sense, being raising in a fundamental, religious household. But there is something lacking (in the novel or in the translation) to make this lack of agency compelling.

But I think I’ll still think about this book for a long time. So I guess in that sense, it succeeded.

Rating: 2.5/5

Previous Readings Around the World.

May 2014

I read:

Thoughts:

  • Come Barbarians: A lot of people really liked this book. I just thought it was too schlocky, which I think was the point, like an homage to action movie schlock, but I don’t like action movies anyway so it was not the book for me.
  • Acts of God: A simple and plain collection of short stories, where neither simple nor plain is meant in a disparaging way. The stories are written and presented without ironic detachment. They just are. It was a nice break from clever and winding and difficult stories.
  • Howl’s Moving Castle: Here is fantasy that I enjoyed.
  • The Last Unicorn/Two Hearts: Here is fantasy I did not enjoy, although I thought Two Hearts was loads better than The Last Unicorn.
  • Beezus and Ramona, Ramona The Brave: It’s funny how both dated and relevant Ramona books are, and also how much of the plots I remember, especially in Beezus and Ramona. Tesfa enjoys the two we’ve read so far. We bought the box set from Scholastic for the summer, so look for more Ramona books in my Read column over the next few months.
  • You Are One Of Them: This is so a first novel. It is a great first novel, but so much unnecessary backstory and explanation. Not that I’m great at cutting either myself, but sometimes it’s easier to see our own faults in someone else’s work.
  • Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake cracks me up every time.
  • Shards of Honor: A surprisingly engaging sci-fi, especially considering the characters have no depth and act in ways that I don’t think anyone would ever act ever in past, present, or future.
  • Magic Treehouse #29: Christmas in Camelot: Tesfa loves these books. Personally, I find them tedious, but this one wasn’t as tedious as it could be.
  • 7 Ways To Sunday: Look, look everyone! I read the book I put as my most promising wishlist book last month! This was a difficult collection, almost the polar opposite to Acts of God. The stories here are immovable. They don’t give an inch. They’re brave and unapologetic. I guess it’s like kale. Kale is good for you, but hard to be enthused about. I wish I’d had more of an emotional connection with these stories, but maybe they’ll grow on me over time. I think I’ll likely remember individual stories from this collection more than from Acts of God.

Best book:

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Most promising book I put on my wishlist:

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I was cleaning out my bookshelves (I have five Ikea Billy bookcases and they were full and I need more space for more books) and found two Christopher Pike novels. One I think is my sister’s. Actually, both are probably my sister’s. So that got me thinking about Christopher Pike. See You Later was my favourite Christopher Pike book way back when I was twelve. It’s probably awful now. I put it on hold at the library, so I’ll let everyone know next month how deliciously awful the book turned out to be.


I watched:

I watched:

  • Mad Men: I’m a season behind in Mad Men (watching Season Six on Netflix) and this is the first season I was really interested in watching. I would set up my day so that I’d have time to watch an episode. Don failing gives me too much schadenfreude for words.
  • Portlandia: I was watching Season Three on Netflix and I just sort of stopped one episode from the end. I don’t even know why.
  • Les Revenants: I enjoy exercising my French (although I have subtitles on too since my French has decayed spectacularly over the past ten years) and I think I enjoy the show. It’s the right level of spooky for me. But I keep thinking Maybe I should just go read the episode synopses, which would take a lot less time. I seem to have lost patience for television (see previous point at simply abandoning Portlandia). I can still read books, even long books (The Heart Broke In was over five hundred pages and I didn’t even enjoy it that much and I finished), but television I can walk away from without a backwards glance. I do hope to finish Les Revenants though. I’m going to try to get my television patience back.


I wrote: Worked on faerie story. Wrote a story about Schnitzel Haus. Wrote a story inspired by Jean McConville. No new publishing acceptances. Lots of no’s.

tesfa’s fifty-one questions

Because of the abysmal science education in the lower grades here (Tesfa planted a seed. As far as I can tell, there has been no other mention of science her entire kindergarten year), we told Tesfa that she was going to start asking questions and we’d find the answers, roughly one question a day for the past few weeks, in the hopes of encouraging interest in the natural world, or at least trick her into developing an inquiring mind. The questions are so Tesfa – dinosaur questions and animal questions mainly. Here they are:

  1. How many bones in a baby chicken?
  2. How many eggs does a goldfish lay?
  3. Why is a platypus a mammal that lays eggs?
  4. Why do dragons fly?
  5. Why does the earth spin round?
  6. Which sea animals that lived with the dinosaurs are still alive today?
  7. Why did the dinosaurs die before humans evolved?
  8. Why do birds fly?
  9. Why is seven called “seven”?
  10. Why are owls active at night?
  11. Where does the word “bleachers” come from?
  12. Why are icicles shiny?
  13. What is paper made out of?
  14. Why do snakes slither?
  15. Why is “is” a tricky word?
  16. Are angelfishes vegetarian?
  17. What type of jellyfish do angelfish eat?
  18. Why do the numbers never stop?
  19. How do spiders lay their eggs? Wouldn’t the eggs stick to their webs?
  20. Are pigs vegetarian?
  21. Are there stars bigger than the sun?
  22. Why do fish swim?
  23. How do walruses eat? Do their tusks get in the way?
  24. Where does the word “antenna” come from?
  25. Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
  26. How can owls turn their necks and heads all around?
  27. Why do flowers grow?
  28. Are monsters real?
  29. What makes rocketships go fast?
  30. Why don’t penguins fly?
  31. Why can some squirrels fly?
  32. Why can turtles swim but tortoises can’t?
  33. Why does popcorn start out as a seed?
  34. Why do volcanoes explode?
  35. What is the fastest butterfly?
  36. Why can you see your face in the mirror?
  37. How do electric drills work?
  38. What is wood made out of?
  39. What bird is the strongest?
  40. Why are cats soft?
  41. Why are grown-up shows not like kids’ shows?
  42. What are planets made out of?
  43. Where does the word “chipmunk” come from?
  44. Why do kangaroos hop?
  45. Why is fire hot?
  46. Why do horses eat oats?
  47. What is the longest-necked dinosaur?
  48. What do worms eat?
  49. Why are non-fiction books real?
  50. Why are bees small?
  51. Why is Pluto not a planet?

I need that “The More You Know” ding to end this post.

outside my comfort zone bingo

Léonicka’s twitter feed linked to this outside one’s comfort zone bingo card:

Let’s see how I’m doing for 2014.

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For comparison, here is my chart for all of 2013:

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But back to 2014 so far, we can see I am pretty able-bodied, hetero-normative in my choices for books. I guess I’ll be working on that to try and get a bingo. And perhaps I’m cheating as some of the books are only partly their category, i.e. set in Asia and Africa, the books are split between places. But, here’s the list of books for 2014 thus far broken into categories:

Set in Asia:



Illustrated:



Writer of Colour:



POC MC:



Death/Sickness:



Mental Health:



Religion:



Diverse Non Fiction:



Bisexual MC:



Horror:



Set in Africa:



POC on cover:



Classic: