December 2014

I read:

Thoughts:

  • The Complete Stories by Flannery O’Connor: I found these hollow compared with the Frank O’Connor collection I read in November, not that that is bad, just she treats her characters differently than O’Connor does. There’s a pattern to how some of the stories end – a sharp drop. I have similarities in many of my stories’ endings too so it’s helpful to see examples of differentiated sameness.
  • Nathaniel Fludd Beastologist: Flight of the Phoenix by R.L. Travers: Tesfa liked this book. I was more meh.
  • The Passion by Jeannette Winterson: Not my favourite Jeannette Winterson (still Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal), but a good Jeannette Winterson in any case.
  • Confessions of a Sociopath by M.E. Thomas: I don’t really know what I expected. Actually, I guess I do, I thought I’d be entertained, but for all of the author’s professing how likable and intriguing she is, my goodness is she a braggart and a bore. This is a very dull book.
  • The Russian Debutante’s Handbook by Gary Shteyngart – What is the purpose of the whole first half of the book, the part set in New York? Nothing really happens until he goes to Prava, and even then, what happens is just a random collection of musings on former Soviet biznesmen and wealthy yet dim ex-pats. There are echoes of say, Bulgakov, in the second half, but by then I had trouble keeping focused and just rushed through to the end because I felt bad on giving up on the book. As another review on librarything said: Am I supposed to spend the course of the entire book hoping Vladimir gets offed by the mafia? If I am, the book’s succeeding amply, but if not…
  • An Untamed State by Roxane Gay: I had to keep putting it down, or flipping to the end, like Room, because it was stressing me out too much.

    Even though there were tonnes of reviews of An Untamed State all summer long, I don’t think I read any of them because I was totally surprised by the plot. Maybe that’s better. Maybe I should read less reviews and just read books randomly.
  • One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories by B.J. Novak: Some people are, unfairly, funnier than me.
  • Watch How We Walk by Jennifer LoveGrove: We’ve read this story before, the story of leaving a fundamentalist household. There’s nothing new here in terms of plot or pacing. But stories can be told again and again. There’s nothing wrong with that. There’s nothing wrong with reading a familiar story with variations as long as the variations are enough to keep my interest. The Emily in the now sections aren’t as interesting as the Emily in the then sections. I feel bad for all the characters, so trapped. Their hopelessness shines through in the writing.
  • The Opposite of Loneliness by Marina Keegan: In the introduction, Anne Fadiman writes that Marina Keegan wrote like a 21 year old. Sure she does but, realistically, I don’t want to read the thoughts of a privileged, white 21 year old at Yale. Other bits I thought were decent, or better than decent, good. I would have liked the underwater one to be a whole claustrophobic novel. Or a movie, although I don’t know how a movie taking place completely in the dark would actually work. It sounds like it could be a James Incandenza sort of film.
  • The Treatment Mo Hayder: The cover said it was supposed to be Completely terrifying. I think I’m jaded. It wasn’t terrifying at all. But then again, I tend to get scared more about stupid things like alien abductions, so maybe I’m the wrong audience.
  • The Journalist and the Murderer by Janet Malcom: Maybe I would have found this more compelling if I had a background in journalism. It was a quick read but very little stuck.
  • Almost Famous Women by Megan Mayhew Bergman: There will be a full review of this up hopefully by the end of the week.
  • The Woodcutter by Reginald Hill: So we’re just going to drop the whole child-porn video plot? Shouldn’t they still care about the video once guy got cleared?

    And talk about white male fantasy, the young, POC, sexy psychiatrist goes off with the grizzled and deformed old man at the end. Blech.
  • The Pickup by Nadine Gordimer: Slow, almost tortuous to read with a plot that is essentially, a meditation on the same thing as Common People by Pulp. Worthwhile but tough.
  • Paris Trout by Pete Dexter: I saw the movie years ago, and the movie cuts out a lot of the book for the better, because the second half of the novel drags whereas the first half is much more snappy. I actually am struggling to remember what happens in the second half. I spent the last five minutes thinking and came up with it, but the first half is better.



Favourite book of the month:



Most promising book I put on my wishlist:

I want to get this book and do the things with Tesfa.



I watched:

Thoughts:

  • Bletchley Circle: This is my new in the background while I wash dishes show.
  • Two Lives: liked how they didn’t make it a big twist at the end, but it did get more and more outlandish the longer it went on (the last ten or so minutes especially).
  • Wolf Children: Nice but should have been about 20 minutes shorter.



Listened to: Serial, although I feel kinda slimy about it. I feel bad for everyone involved. Maybe it shouldn’t have been an entertainment. Maybe it will help find out the truth. Maybe it’s just voyeuristic with no merit. I don’t know.



I wrote: Proofread Chagall story. Typed spoiled milk story. Thought of my own Wolf Children story in my mind, same with a story about being stuck in time, although I might just be mining a repressed memory of Groundhog Day.



Published: Nil. Rejections though, so people are reading what I write, just saying no.

First ten pages

Actually a cheat since my copy starts on page four so I read from pages four through ten.

So they might be at a party? Or a museum? Those were the impressions I got. I doubt it really matters in the end since there don’t seem to be any characters yet or they are and they are drunk? I’m really not sure.

I’ll update again around page one hundred.

last 2014 stat and reading for 2015

According to my librarything stat’s, I read 61 326 pages in 2014. As for goodreads, I can only get three books to show up in my 2014 stats, so I don’t know what the what is going on.

So it’s 2015. That means: ten pages a day of Finnegan’s Wake. I have zero interest in understanding this book. I just want to finish it so I can lord it over Geoff until he or I die, whichever comes first. I should see if I can get a little ticker and update it as I go.

I am far more excited about the ticker possibilities than the actual James Joyce slog.

Reading with attention to detail

Just found a plot-hole in The Folk of the Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton, a children’s fantasy book where a bunch of British kids climb up a tree into magical words with their friends the pixie and the man suffering from Macrocephaly. They say they can’t get to a land because it’s moved away from the top of the tree and then, after getting there by other means, climb down from that land as if it was indeed at the top of the tree.

So there! I’m cleverer than whatever editor of Enid Blyton let that one slide. w00t w00t.

2014: The List

J – Juvenile or YA
C – Canadian
POC – Person of Colour
Q – LGBTQ
GN – Graphic Novel/Comic
ARC – Advanced Reader Copy
RR – Re-read
E – Ebook

001. Jacob Two-Two Meets the Hooded Fang by Mordechai Richler (J, C, POC)
002. Bone and Bread by Saleema Nawaz (C, POC)
003. Winter of the Ice Wizard (Magic Treehouse #32) by Mary Pope Osborne (J)
004. Franny K. Stein: Lunch Walks Among Us by Jim Benton (J, RR)
005. James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl (J, RR)

006. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs (E, RR)
007. Franny K. Stein: Attack of the 50-ft Cupid (J, RR)
008. Kristin Lavransdatter by Sigrid Undset
009. The Secret World of Og by Pierre Berton (C)
010. A Problem From Hell: America and the Age of Genocide by Samantha Power

011. Choose Me by Evelyn Lau (C, POC, Q)
012. Creating True Peace: Ending Violence in Yourself, Your Family, Your Community, and the World by Thich Nhat Hanh (POC)
013. Ivy and Bean Break The Fossil Record by Annie Barrows (J)
014. The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis (J, RR)
015. Night Film by Marisha Pessl

016. The Magician’s Nephew by C.S. Lewis (J, RR)
017. The Hundred-Foot Journey by Richard C. Morais
018. How Should A Person Be by Sheila Heti (C)
019. Ivy and Bean by Annie Barrows (J, RR)
020. The Closed Circle by Jonathan Coe (RR)

021. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll (J, RR)
022. Savage Love by Douglas Glover
023. Scott Pilgrim Volume 1: Scott Pilgrims Precious Little Life by Bryan Lee O’Malley (C, POC, GN)
024. Accusation by Catherine Bush (C)
025. Collecting by Miranda Wilson (E, ARC)

026. Sexing the Cherry by Jeanette Winterson (Q)
027. Hidden in Plain Sight: The Other People in Norman Rockwell’s America by Jane Allen Petrick (POC, E, ARC)
028. Tampa by Alissa Nutting
029. The Mask Game by Sergey Gerasimov (E, ARC)
030. Matilda by Roald Dahl (J, RR)

031. Zita the Spacegirl by Ben Hatke (J, GN)
032. Floating Like The Dead by Yasuko Thanh (C, POC)
033. Everything is so Political edited by Sandra McIntyre (C, POC)
034. We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler
035. Juanita Wildrose: My True Life by Susan Downe

036. Franny K. Stein: The Invisible Fran by Jim Benton (J)
037. Franny K. Stein: The Fran that Time Forgot by Jim Benton (J)
038. Franny K. Stein: Frantastic Voyage by Jim Benton (J)
039. Franny K. Stein: The Fran With Four Brains by Jim Benton (J)
040. Fortunately, the Milk by Neil Gaiman (J)

041. We Are Water by Wally Lamb
042. Franny K. Stein: The Frandidate by Jim Benton (J)
043. The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
044. And the Mountains Echoed by Khaled Hosseini (POC)
045. Kasher in the Rye: The True Tale of a White Boy from Oakland Who Became a Drug Addict, Criminal, Mental Patient, and Then Turned 16 by Moshe Kasher (POC)

046. Everything Is Perfect When You’re A Liar by Kelly Oxford (C, E)
047. The Lifeboat by Charlotte Rogan
048. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (E)
049. Hellgoing by Lynn Coady (C)
050. Flora and Ulysses by Kate DiCamillo (J, GN)

051. Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren (J, RR)
052. They Were Counted by Miklós Bánffy (E)
053. Amulet Book One: The Stonekeeper by Kazu Kibuishi (J, POC, GN)
054. The Snow Child by Eowyn Ivey
055. The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente (J)

056. Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White (J, RR)
057. A Marker to Measure Drift by Alexander Maksik
058. Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh (J, Q?)
059. The Town that Drowned by Riel Nason (C)
060. From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankenweiler by E.L. Konigsburg (J, RR)

061. The Bear by Claire Cameron (C)
062. Mr Penumbra’s 24-Hour Bookstore by Robin Sloan
063. Alice Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (J, RR)
064. Tiger, Tiger by Margaux Fragoso
065. Who Was Nelson Mandela by Meg Belviso (J)

066. Plain Jane by Eve Horowitz (POC, RR)
067. Hollow City by Ransom Riggs
068. Kicking the Sky by Anthony De Sa (C, POC, ARC)
069. One Crazy Summer by Rita Williams-Garcia (J, POC)
070. Come Barbarians by Todd Babiak (C)

071. Acts of God by Ellen Gilchrist (ARC)
072. Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (J)
073. The Last Unicorn/Two Hearts by Peter S. Beagle (E)
074. Where The Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein (J, RR)
075. Beezus and Ramona by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)

076. You Are One Of Them by Elliott Holt
077. Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh (GN)
078. Shards of Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold (E)
079. Ramona the Brave by Beverly Cleary (J)
080. The Search for WondLa by Tony DiTerlizzi (J)

081. The Twits by Roald Dahl (J, RR)
082. Christmas in Camelot (Magic Treehouse #29) by Mary Pope Osborne (J)
083. 7 Ways to Sunday by Lee Kvern (C, ARC)
084. The Death Ray by Daniel Clowes (GN)
085. The Heart Broke In by James Meek

086. In Praise of Hatred by Khaled Khalifa (POC, ARC)
087. Hildafolk by Luke Pearson (J, GN)
088. Hilda and the Bird Parade by Luke Pearson (J, GN)
089. Roost by Ali Bryant (C)
090. Wildwood by Colin Meloy (J)

091. Big Town by Stephens Gerald Malone (C)
092. The Joshua Stone by James Barney
093. The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
094. Ramona the Pest by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)
095. The Guts by Roddy Doyle

096. The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair by Joël Dicker
097. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie (POC)
098. Ramona and her Father by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)
099. The Dinner by Herman Koch
100. Ramona and Her Mother by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)

101. Ramona Quimby, Age 8 by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)
102. The Walking Dead: Book One by Robert Kirkman (GN)
103. The Walking Dead: Book Two by Robert Kirkman (GN)
104. How to Get Filthy Rich in Rising Asia by Mohsin Hamid (POC)
105. Legends of Zita the Spacegirl by Ben Hatke (J, GN)

106. Ramona Forever by Beverly Cleary (J, RR)
107. Bound to You by Christopher Pike (J)
108. Ramona’s World by Beverly Cleary (J)
109. A Hero for WondLa by Tony DiTerlizzi (J)
110. Just Pretending by Lisa Bird-Wilson (C, POC)

111. When Did You See Her Last by Lemony Snicket (J)
112. 419 by Will Ferguson (C)
113. Who Could That Be At This Hour? by Lemony Snicket (J)
114. Geronimo Stilton and the Kingdom of Fantasy #2: The Quest for Paradise: The Return to the Kingdom of Fantasy by Geronimo Stilton (J)
115. The Luminaries by Eleanor Catton (C)

116. Giovanni’s Room by James Baldwin (POC, Q)
117. The Land of Long Shadows by Muriel E. Newton-White (J, C)
118. Carthage by Joyce Carol Oates
119. Izzy, Willy-Nilly by Cynthia Voigt (J)
120. P.S. Be Eleven by Rita Williams-Garcia (J, POC)

121. Girls to the Rescue edited by Bruce Lansky (J)
122. After the Fire, a Still Small Voice by Evie Wyld
123. Blindspot by Kevin C. Pyle (GN)
124. The Language of Flowers by Vanessa Diffenbaugh
125. The Crooked Maid by Dan Vyleta (C)

126. The One and Only by Emily Giffen
127. The Secret of Grim Hill by by Linda DeMeulemeester (J)
128. The Explanation for Everything by Lauren Grodenstein (ARC)
129. The Walking Dead Compendium One by Robert Kirkman (GN)
130. The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin (J, RR)

131. The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani (J, POC, Q)
132. Series Of Unfortunate Events #1: The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket (J)
133. Niko by Dimitri Nasrallah (C, POC)
134. Series of Unfortunate Events #2: The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket (J)
135. The Walking Dead Compendium 2 by Robert Kirkman (GN)

136. Save Yourself by Kelly Braffet
137. The Wanderer or Female Difficulties by Fanny Burney (E)
138. Series of Unfortunate Events #3: The Wide Window by Lemony Snicket (J)
139. Malarky by Anakana Schofield (C)
140. Such Bright Prospects: Short Stories about Asperger Syndrome, Alcohol, and God by Tessie Regan (E, ARC)

141. Series of Unfortunate Events #4: The Miserable Mill by Lemony Snicket (J)
142. Meatspace by Nikesh Shkula (E, ARC)
143. The Unenviable: Stories of Psychological Trauma and Hardship Among Immigrants and Their Families by David G. Mirich (E, ARC)
144. Series of Unfortunate Events #5: The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket (J)
145. My Real Children by Jo Walton

146. The Girl With The Silver Eyes by Willo Davis Roberts (J, RR)
147. The Great and Calamitous Tale of Johan Thoms by Ian Thorton (E, ARC)
148. The Rescue Princesses: The Lost Gold by Paula Harrison (J)
149. The Little Stranger by Sarah Walters (Q)
150. X’ed Out by Charles Burns (GN)

151. Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great by Judy Blume (J, RR)
152. Africa39 edited by Ellah Wakatama Allfrey (POC, E, ARC)
153. A Series of Unfortunate Events #6: The Ersatz Elevator by Lemony Snicket (J)
154. Rescue Princesses: The Magic Rings by Paula Harrison (J)
155. I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou (POC)

156. Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar (J, RR)
157. 10:04 by Ben Lerner (ARC)
158. Message from an Unknown Chinese Mother by Xinran (POC)
159. The Son by Jo Nesbo
160. Expo 58 by Jonathan Coe (E, ARC)

161. A Series of Unfortunate Events #7: The Vile Village by Lemony Snicket (J)
162. The Battle for WondLa by Tony DeTerlizzi (J)
163. The Scatter is Too Great by Bilal Tanweer (POC, E, ARC)
164. A Series of Unfortunate Events #8: The Hostile Hospital by Lemony Snicket (J)
165. A Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket (J)

166. A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
167. And Home Was Kariakoo by M.G. Vassanji (C, POC, ARC)
168. The Sorrows of an American by Siri Hustvedt
169. Boy Snow Bird by Helen Oyeyemi (POC)
170. The Enchanted Wood by Enid Blyton (J)

171. Capital by John Lancaster
172. A Calculated Life by Anne Charnock (E, ARC)
173. A Series of Unfortunate Events #10: The Slippery Slope by Lemony Snicket (J)
174. Gilead by Marilynne Robinson
175. Mrs Stevens Hears The Mermaids Singing by May Sarton (Q, E, ARC)

176. The Book of Canadian Animals by Charles Paul May (J, C)
177. Olive Kitteridge by Elizabeth Strout
178. A Series of Unfortunate Events #11: The Grim Grotto by Lemony Snicket (J)
179. A Series of Unfortunate Events #12: The Penultimate Peril by Lemony Snicket (J)
180. Collected Stories by Frank O’Connor

181. Magic Faraway Tree by Enid Blyton (J, RR, E)
182. All Our Names by Dinaw Mengestu (POC)
183. Interpreter of Maladies by Jhumpa Lahiri (POC, E)
184. A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End by Lemony Snicket (J)
185. Caught by Lisa Moore (C)

186. The Lost Art of Keeping Secrets by Eva Rice (RR)
187. The Complete Stories of Flannery O’Connor by Flannery O’Connor
188. Nathianiel Fludd: Beastologist Book One by R.L. LaFevers (J)
189. The Passion by Jeannette Winterson (Q)
190. Confessions of a Sociopath by M.E. Thomas (Q)

191. Russian Debutante’s Handbook by Gary Shteyngart (POC)
192. An Untamed State by Roxane Gay (POC)
193. One More Thing by B.J. Novak
194. The Borrowers by Mary Norton (J)
195. Watch How We Walk by Jennifer LoveGrove (C)

196. The Opposite of Loneliness by Marina Keegan
197. The Magic Half by Annie Barrows (J)
198. Rapunzel’s Revenge by Dean and Shannon Hale (J, GN)
199. The Treatment by Mo Hayder
200. Ozma of Oz Graphic Novel by (J, GN)

201. The Journalist and the Murderer
202. Kiss of the Fur Queen (POC, C, Q)
203. Almost Famous Women by Megan Mayhew Bergman (E, ARC)
204. The Woodcutter by Reginald Hill
205. The Pickup by Nadine Gordimer

206. Shouldn’t You Be In School by Lemony Snicket (J)
207. Paris Trout by Pete Dexter

Reading Wrap-up 2014 (post one of n)

So it isn’t 2015 yet and I will likely read at least four more books before then, but I will also be holidaying and being miserable therein, so I’ll start the reviewing now, making adjustments as necessary. I usually have a few good books at the very end of the year, not necessarily because they were the best, but simply because I can remember them better. Equally, I might not get around to posting this until 2015, and then ignore earlier sentences please.

I am going to take my year end review questions from The Perpetual Page Turner. Some of the questions anyway.

Book Questions

01. Best Book You Read In 2014?

I had 29 five star books in 2014, and 19 four and a half star books. That’s hard to make a choice. Can I just put all of them in chart in no particular order? Who am I asking can I to? There’s no one here but me.

That’s a lot. Yeah, sorry about that.



02. Book You Were Excited About & Thought You Were Going To Love More But Didn’t?

One of Meek’s other books, The People’s Act of Love, is a book I keep coming back to again and again. This one though, something like 500 pages and 300 of it is summary. I was sad I didn’t love it.



03. Most surprising (in a good way or bad way) book you read in 2014?

I got this book to review through netgalley (my review is here) because I love me some Guests of the Nation. But then I paled when I realised it was 700 pages long. That’s a lot of Irish short stories. I thought it would be a slog to get through. It wasn’t. It was magnificent!



04. Book You “Pushed” The Most People To Read (And They Did) In 2014?

I mentioned this book to my sister-in-law and I think she read it. She sent me an email about her initial thoughts. Whether she finished it or not, I don’t know. I’m actually pretty good at buying books my mother or mother-in-law might like; I guess that’s my super power, not being a good writer or invisibility or anything. I did buy my mother-in-law a book for Christmas, but she hasn’t read it yet. Does it count as a recommendation when you buy someone a book? I bought my sisters books too, but some for Christmas so I’m not going to spoil the surprise here.

I read strangely though. I don’t have many IRL people around me with the same tastes, so I usually don’t recommend too much.



05. Best series you started in 2014? Best Sequel of 2014? Best Series Ender of 2014?

I don’t read too many adult series, since most series for adults tend to be fantasy, which I rarely enjoy, or boiler-plate mystery police procedurals and I haven’t enjoyed a mystery series since Denise Mina’s Garnethill trilogy (which I read 2, 1, 3 by accident, oops). I attempted the Deborah Harkness trilogy, read A Discovery of Witches in the summer. Hated it, so just read the plot synopses of the next two books on Wikipedia to save myself time. I guess I also read a bunch of The Walking Dead this summer too. Also disliked it. Maybe I am just not good at adult series.

But kid series! Tesfa and I read all of the Ramona books this summer. Then this fall, we read all of A Series of Unfortunate Events, which I’d put off reading because I thought they would be Harry Potter derivatives, and I don’t like Harry Potter that much. But they weren’t and I really enjoyed them and I really enjoyed Ramona again, so best series kids’ books FTW!



06. Favorite new author you discovered in 2014?

Lisa Bird-Wilson. I would like her to be my friend.



07. Best book from a genre you don’t typically read/was out of your comfort zone?

I got this book in some Humble Bundle thing a while ago that had another book I actually wanted to read in it. But then I was going through my e-reader and reading alphabetically, and this was next. As I said when I finished it, if you can get past the fact that no one, ever, in their right mind, behaves the way these people behave, it’s not bad. Like my advice when people go to Japan for the first time: Just turn your brain off and accept it. The book is total camp, and I know it isn’t meant to be, and that my enjoyment of it is very schadenfreude-like, but such tomfoolery I don’t think you could do on purpose if you tried. Almost makes me want to read more space-opera.



08. Most action-packed/thrilling/unputdownable book of the year?

Man, this book stressed me out. It was like when I read Room and it got me all stressed out. I actually had to put An Untamed State away a few times because it was starting to give me panic attacks.



09. Book You Read In 2014 That You Are Most Likely To Re-Read Next Year?

There’s a whole bunch of juvenile fiction I read to Tesfa this year that I’ll read again. Here’s a likely sampling:



10. Favorite cover of a book you read in 2014?



11. Most memorable character of 2014?

The Baudelaires in “>A Series of Unfortunate Events.



12. Most beautifully written book read in 2014?



13. Most Thought-Provoking/ Life-Changing Book of 2014?

I’m thinking of buying this book and reading it every January, just to remind myself to calm.



14. Book you can’t believe you waited UNTIL 2014 to finally read?

I had some sort of block against this book, one because for some reason I thought it was called Oliver Kitteridge, which was apparently enough to put me right off, and the fact that it was American, and I often have real trouble with American books, set in America, but Americans, and the fact that all those What book should you read next recommendations always told me to read it. But it was at the library and finally I sucked it up and it’s actually a really great book. Sorry universe for ignoring you for so long re: Olive Kitteridge.



15. Favorite Passage/Quote From A Book You Read In 2014?

I know people do this, they write down sentences from books that inspire them. I try to but I don’t have a pen by my bed, so I often fold down a page and then completely forget about it and return the book to the library or onto the shelf. My most amusing attempt at saving-quotes-for-later occurred while reading The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making while high on prescription pain killers. There was a page that I was positive had the most life-changing quotation ever written on it. I folded the top corner, bottom corner, put a bookmark in, so I wouldn’t forget.

Once off the pain-killers, ooh my. Nothing on that page that I could tell was any more meaningful than anything else. I do recommend reading fantasy books while high though. It made it much more enjoyable.



16.Shortest & Longest Book You Read In 2013?

Longest (1008 pages):

Shortest (excluding picture books read to Tesfa) (24 pages):



17. Book That Shocked You The Most?

I suppose I’m jaded. I don’t know exactly what is supposed to shock me. For example, I read The Treatment and all the blurbs on the front were like Most terrifying book I’ve ever read and I was meh. Same with Night Film. So I’ll go with:

Since when I read it, I thought Seriously? You can just end a book like that? and then I thought Seriously! I could end my faerie story like that!. So I did.



18. OTP OF THE YEAR (you will go down with this ship!)?

I have no idea what this means. Apparently it means One True Pairing? Does it have to be a book? Because I am so in love with Katniss/Peeta in the Hunger Games movies I watched for the first time this year. In the books, I was fairly ambivalent, but in the movies, hellz yes. I want to be movie Katniss and Peeta, not one or the other, but both or their relationship or something. Maybe I’ll fuck off the rest of the day and just rewatch the movies on Netflix.



19. Favorite Non-Romantic Relationship Of The Year?

Delphine and her family.



20. Favorite Book You Read in 2014 From An Author You’ve Read Previously

Can’t break it down between these two.



21. Best Book You Read In 2014 That You Read Based SOLELY On A Recommendation From Somebody Else/Peer Pressure:

This was for book club. No reason I would have read it otherwise. Totally not my style nor my interest.



22. Newest fictional crush from a book you read in 2014?

So this one specifies book; I can’t just say Peeta from the movie again?

I don’t read books that have a lot of likable or even bangable characters. And a lot have child protagonists. So let’s just say no one for now.



23. Best 2014 debut you read?

If anything, answering all these questions has taught me I am not good at narrowing things down to one.



24. Best Worldbuilding/Most Vivid Setting You Read This Year?

I don’t know how accurate it was, but I had an exact picture in my mind of the north-end of Halifax and Africville in my head while reading this.



25. Book That Put A Smile On Your Face/Was The Most FUN To Read?



26. Book That Made You Cry Or Nearly Cry in 2014?

Tesfa was not impressed with my meltdown. It’s just a book she kept saying. Why are you crying?



27. Hidden Gem Of The Year?

Does this mean a hidden gem published in 2014? Or a hidden gem I read in 2014? I don’t know. Let’s put:

As it satisfies both conditions. I was surprised by how moving this book was.



28. Book That Crushed Your Soul?



29. Most Unique Book You Read In 2014?

I read a few sort-of-experimental novels this year.

Malarky was the only one I really enjoyed reading though.



30. Book That Made You The Most Mad (doesn’t necessarily mean you didn’t like it)?

Did not like it and that’s why it made me mad (see my review here). I know I should try to because every story is worth something, but I don’t care very much about rich, white men whining about being rich, white men. Just don’t.



So that’s it for this. I’ll do some more stats and whatnot in a future post. But this might be the last post for a week and a bit due to the holidays, so happy holidays readers, all two of you 🙂

this and that, past and future

I finished Draft 0 of a story today, a story about a cup of spoiled milk. I think it’s called When my father left my mother. Tesfa found a cup of spoiled milk in our house once, and brought it up to show us, while we had guests over. Those guests haven’t ever visited again I’m fairly sure.

I wanted to write twelve stories this year. I think I’ve written nine. Plus faerie story work. So maybe that’s not too bad. I came into the year in a distance-ed creative writing course that was not working for me, and I pulled through, which is better than I might have done.

It might only be eight stories though. I should go count.

In 2015, I’m trying to plan. I’m going to do a conclusive proofread of the faerie story. I think it’s the first of a pair or a trio or a dodecalogy. But I will proof it and test it (i.e. read it to Tesfa) and maybe start sending it around to YA publishers.

With my nine/eight new stories, I will make a book, adding in a few of the older ones that aren’t too MFA-y. I had some interest last year from a publisher, but I didn’t follow up very well, so I’ll more more proactive in 2015. I know short story collections aren’t a big sell, but maybe I can make a poetry book of rejection letters or a mural or something.

I’m going to read Finnegan’s Wake. I have established I will do this by not caring about understanding it. I will read it phonetically, the same way I can read Russian phonetically (I know the Cyrillic alphabet) but only understand maybe one word in twenty. I think Finnegan’s Wake will be like that. Considering I couldn’t get through Ulysses, Dubliners, or A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, I am likely engaging on a fool’s errand. But I will read ten pages a day. My copy is six hundred pages, so it shouldn’t take too long. Then I will read the Bible. Then I will read the Quran, which is meant to be read aloud, and in Arabic, but I will read it anyway. And the Bible I will read is the New Jerusalem, because I have a copy, and unlike most Bible’s I’ve found, the pages are regular book pages, not that thin tissue paper nonsense that rips and you can see the words straight through the other side.

So that’s 2015, big books and sending things out to publishers. Also saving money for an overseas trip. And I think I should make some more friends. So if you want to be my friend or have an idea where I should go on holiday, feel free to let me know.

feelings

I got a rejection today, which is normal. It isn’t even a story that is truly special to me the way a few of my stories are, the way some of my stories feel like my children while others are children I’m babysitting; I’m not going to let any of them run in front of a truck but I’m only going to pay university tuition for the kids that are actually, legally mine, you know? And the rejection wasn’t even mean, just standard, thank you but we aren’t going to use your piece, so I don’t know why this particular rejection felt worse than any for a long time. But it did, so I spent my afternoon post-rejection in a funk.

Story was re-read, re-worked and submitted elsewhere by the evening, but funk lingers. Blah rejection. Love me literary world instead of this! LOVE ME!

I haven’t posted lately, so let’s rank the Jeanette Winterson books I’ve read

Which, of course, is sort of silly since I’ve ranked them all 4.5 or 5 out of 5, and I’ve only read five books by Jeanette Winterson, but here goes anyways, from least favourite to most:

  1. Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit;
  2. The Passion
  3. Lighthousekeeping
  4. Sexing the Cherry
  5. Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

So there we go! I will attempt to read more Jeanette Winterson and update this list as necessary.