Remember back in 2003 or so, when spam messages were random words strung together. I guess spam filters have gotten wise to those types of messages, since I haven’t seen one like it in ages. But you used to scan through one occasionally, while bored or procrastinating, and wonder if maybe it did make sense, but you couldn’t say how.
I think if you ran Finnegan’s Wake through a spam filter, it would mark it as spam, like those random word string messages. I have no idea what is happening. I seem to be in some sort of play-without-characters section. Or maybe it’s the Bible.
In any case, wise words from Finnegan: “All the world loves a big gleaming jelly.”
Otherwise, to steal some creative spelling, I deespare.