I’m pretty sure I first found the link yesterday on Boing Boing but then I couldn’t find it there this morning, but remembering a few lines of the poem and then typing it into google found it for me again.
This Vote Is Legally Binding by UrsulaV
A taste:
Someone always says it, whenever it comes up:
“I guess I’m just not allowed to talk to anyone any more!”
Well.
Yes.
It is my duty to inform you that we took a vote
all us women
and determined that you are not allowed to talk to anyone
ever again.
This vote is legally binding.