Me: Maybe talking more about my vagina will help me develop my brand?
Geoff: I don’t think that’s very appropriate.
Me: Well, I can’t say that not talking about my vagina has really made me successful. Time to try another tack.
Geoff:I don’t think the vagina-tack is going to be successful.
Me: So you think that my story about a demon named Larkspur is going to work instead to garner me success instead?
Geoff: Larkspur?
Me: Yes.
Geoff: For a demon?
Me: I can’t change it now. That’s what I named him in my head.
Geoff: (thinks) Yeah, you’re right. Go with the vagina one.
Conversation has been condensed for humour purposes.