maybe this new story idea will perk me up

I think my brain says to me today that we should write a story about a serial killer or war criminal or something of that ilk.

While my new favourite genre is Japanese horror manga (although I’ve only read Uzumaki from that list but totally want to read 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, and 13 from that list), I fear my brain’s suggestion will have me ending up overwhelmed, like Gogol, and burning all my work. I even have a pellet stove in which to burn. Then I think of Ray Bradbury.

It was a pleasure to burn.

Review of Make Something Up by Chuck Palahniuk

(I have an ARC copy of this book in which each story end with a black QED halmos box. I hope they keep that with the actual publication. It makes me think proof done with the end of each story.)

I haven’t read Chuck Palahniuk in maybe ten years. I had the period in my twenties where I read Fight Club and Lullaby and Survivor, but then Palahniuk’s American nihilism gets to be so unremittingly dour. It almost feels like a performance, a humourless performance. At least there’s dark humour with Houellebecq, you know. Palahniuk everything just feels so heavy, weight pressing everything into a polluted and stinking earth. It’s demoralizing. I started out, after my decade break from Palahniuk, really engaged in the stories. Somewhere around page 100, I started to lag. By page 200, I was despairing. By page 300, I was ready to give up, even with only eighteen pages left to go. I got to the end though, but why?

There are a lot of stories in Make Something Up. We have callbacks to Tyler and Fight Club in a few stories. Others are on their own. Thematically, people are horrible doing horrible things to other horrible people. (Do you ever wonder if Chuck Palahniuk is this really happy friendly guy because he puts all of his anger and disappointment into his books, leaving only sunshine and rainbows in his personality? Or is he as sour and disillusioned as his characters, sucking whatever happiness you have in you out so he can feed on it and leave you a desiccated carcass with no hope at happiness ever again? These are the questions I had while reading.) The under-title of the book is Stories You Can’t Unread but with such similar styles and purposes, they all run in together until I can’t rightly recall at least half of the twenty six or so stories. They are all just so similar and so unhappy. I wish these people could have at least a little lift or humour or even a wry smile instead of constant disappointment.

I am now reading a book about sheep solving a mystery. I think I have dangerously veered to the other extreme.

I still like Fight Club though.

Make Something Up by Chuck Palahniuk went on sale May 26, 2015.

I received a copy free from Goodreads in exchange for an honest review.

slump

I have a pile of stories that need to be proof-reader/rewritten. Not done.

I have about three stories started in my notebook. Not done.

I can’t even imagine still doing this in five years. I need a joyful idea to get me back in the game. But joyfulness was never my forte. I’m even reading a book about sheep solving mysteries and I can’t even get my joyfulness up with that one.

I hate reading dour. Serious with twinkles of humour I like, but complete overwhelming sadness with no hope, I can’t take it. I don’t want to write it, but dour keeps coming out.

This post is depressing me further. So I’m just going to stop typing it and go look at pictures of internet kittens until I cheer myself up.

Review of The Categorical Universe of Candice Phee by Barry Jonsberg

Only a short time after Boo, I read another ARC about a quirky kid. Candice isn’t in thirteen year old American heaven like Boo is, but she is in Australia, which even knowing a fair number of Australians outside of Australia, as well as non-Australians who have been to Australia, I’m not completely convinced actually exists. Sort of like thirteen year old American heaven. Australia … phsaw.

So, The Categorical Universe of Candice Phee is a middle-grade novel (the back suggests “ages 10 + up”), so I read it out loud to my six year old, because six, ten, same thing, right? Quality bonding time plus moving down my ARC pile (sorry it took me a year to read your ARC book Barry Jonsberg).

The book is a diary-style format, twenty-six chapters, each lettered in order of the alphabet. Candice is unorthodox in a completely adorable way, just doing her own things, thinking her thoughts, not super concerned about not fitting in. She has her goldfish and her family and friends who don’t know they’re her friends yet. There’s the standard traditional middle-grade novel tropes (think like 1980s before all the books were about dystopian vampires competing in elaborate televised games using magic to save their alternative society): a gentle love story, a bully overcome by the power of kindness, the tween’s chaotic maneuverings saving the day/her parents’ marriage/her father’s company/etc. It’s a nice change to have an optimistic book for younger readers that isn’t saccharine or formulaic or made more to sell swag than stories. Sometimes YA et al. is just so unremittingly dour.

Not to say that we’re running through a marigold pony unicorn rainbow field of marshmallows with The Categorical Universe of Candice Phee. There’s a lot of downers. Maybe too many downers (SIDS, depression, breast cancer, divorce, familial strife, bullying, inter-dimensional travel and its consequences). Many of the downers seem more like scaffolding to the story (SIDS and breast cancer mainly). It’s strong enough to stand on its own without them. People don’t necessarily need a reason to be depressed. Sometimes people just are.

“Will there be a sequel?” my six year old asked as we finished it. So that’s a big thumbs up from her.

The Categorical Universe of Candice Phee by Barry Jonsberg went on sale September 9, 2014.

I received a copy free from Librarything in exchange for an honest review.

September 2015

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The Night Stages by Jane Urquhart: Reviewed here.

The Skeleton Road by Val McDermid: Reviewed here.

The Art Fair by David Lipsky: Reviewed here.

Boo by Neil Smith: Reviewed here.

The Shadow of the Crescent Moon by Fatima Bhutto: Reviewed here.

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It has all the wonder I thought would be in A Wrinkle in Time and wasn’t.

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I wrote: Faerie story rewrites and a story about German tourists and the women who offer them lifts. I did very little rewriting/editing and am falling behind on that front.

Review of The Shadow of the Crescent Moon by Fatima Bhutto

My last few reviews, I feel like I’ve had something pithy with which to start off. I don’t have anything pithy here. This isn’t a novel of levity that I can summarize with a few bon mots (or a Tom Lehrer song). This is an earthy tome of a family deep in Pakistan’s tribal region. We are given three brothers, each of whom is sketched only enough so that we understand that one is The Collaborator, one the The Avoider, and the final one The Revolutionary. They are such chosen to ultimately to make the point that it is meaningless to pick a role within a corrupt system; such a system, no matter the choice, grinds everyone in it to dust.

And so, the brothers in The Shadow of the Crescent Moon make lofty speeches to each other, interrupted by an omniscient narrator eager to explain away some points. Motivations are simplistic because, in a struggle to survive, the characters lack the privilege of debating philosophy and nit-picking details. So that works. But then the simplicity and shallowness worms its way through the plot. An example: The characters are Shia and against the military Pakistani government. The Revolutionary has blown things up, targeted politicians, etc. Their cause is presented as, not just exactly, but understandable. But in an encounter with Sunni Talibs, the novel almost ridicules them and their anger. You could draw something out of that, these parallel yet separate revolutions, but nothing is. We have a novel where things are told and shown to you but it’s all shadows; nothing underneath. We have been given lyricism without depth.

The novel ends, somewhat abruptly, with one of those vague, cloudy, endings seemingly preferred by first-time novelists (does Hayat know was is going to happen?). That’s it? I thought. Times I was reminded of Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol, with the ending that is that maybe shouldn’t be and the lack of markers of time. Not for the core of the novel, which takes place over the first morning of Eid, but for the past. I could never get a grasp on when exactly anything before this first day of Eid happened — a few days, a few weeks, a few months? Like in Dead Souls, with how long was Chichikov in the village, how long ago did the father die in The Shadow of the Crescent Moon? Is it important? Does it matter? It adds to the feeling of ethereality, of incredulity of the novel.

A timely novel, but a little uneven.

The Shadow of the Crescent Moon by Fatima Bhutto went on sale March 24, 2015.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

Review of Boo by Neil Smith

I knew you would.


Is it strange that I am describing a book about a dead teen restricted for fifty years to an afterlife reserved exclusively for thirteen year old Americans as just as peppy as The Periodic Table of the Elements Song? (Although perhaps anything set to the tune of I Am The Very Model of a Model Major General would be peppy. Let someone record Eichmann In Jerusalem to it and we’ll see.) Of course, this comparison is set off by the fact that Oliver, the protagonist and ghostly spiritual successor to Christopher from The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, has memorized the periodic table of the elements and the chapter headings are each little element boxes from the chart. But I stand by my peppiness. We have a surprisingly peppy novel.

Now I’ve looked up peppy in a thesaurus because I should probably move onto another adjective, but I don’t like any of the synonyms listed. Pep. A novel that should be as dour as not allowing yourself to kill yourself until your dead son’s cat dies is almost life-affirming instead. It’s kind of odd. Or amazing. Or odazing (my new portmanteau!). But basically, whatever it is, it works really well as a novel. The third (I never know to divide books into acts the way fancy reviewers do, so I’ll just say from around page 259 in my copy of 292 pages, which is a relatively useless measure to anyone not with my kobo) act falters slightly, knocking us down from five to four and a half stars, but that’s hardly a strike against a first novel. I’m sure Neil Smith is hardly going to shed tears because unknown-me knocked half a star off. I can’t even write my first novel. His first novel gets an A+, with a big gold sticker since he doesn’t drag out the revelations all to the end so he can have a big bang, shocked you senseless, who cares about all the character development, ending. It’s a progression that trusts the reader to keep going. I like it when writers trust me enough to let me be and don’t spend their time trying to fool me unnecessarily. Each new piece of information is unexpected but expected both. My kobo notes at the front give my guess as to what happened. They were right. But I didn’t mind as it all rolled out. I enjoyed finding out the plot.

Plus it looked like someone actually tried to make the ePub look pretty, rather than just ran a Word file through a converter. A nice change for once.

Boo by Neil Smith went on sale May 19, 2015.

I received a copy free from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review.

update on my reading around the world

I realized I hadn’t updated my reading around the world in ages. And I like flags. So I took flags from wikipedia and made a list. There are like 250 countries, protectorates, disputed territories, etc. Since I basically read Commonwealth and American fiction, this is going to take a very long time. And obviously, repeats exist but I’m hardly going to link to every Canadian book I’ve ever read, etc.

Updated list below:

001  Abkhazia

002  Afghanistan

003  Albania

004  Algeria

005  Andorra

006  Angola

007  Antigua and Barbuda

008  Argentina

009  Armenia

010  Australia

      010a  Christmas Island

      010b  Cocos Islands

      010c  Norfolk Islands

011  Austria

012  Azerbaijan


013  The Bahamas

014  Bahrain

015  Bangladesh

016  Barbados

017  Belarus

018  Belgium

019  Belize

020  Benin

021  Bhutan

022  Bolivia

023  Bosnia and Herzegovina

024  Botswana

025  Brazil

026  Brunei

027  Bulgaria

028  Burkino Faso

029  Burundi


030  Cambodia

031  Cameroon

032  Canada

      032a  Québec

033  Cape Verde

034  Central African Republic

035  Chad

036  Chile

037  China

      037a  Hong Kong

      037b  Macau

038  Columbia

039  Comoros

040  Congo, Democratic Republic of the

041  Congo, Republic of the

042  Cook Islands

043  Costa Rica

044  Côte d’Ivoire

045  Croatia

046  Cuba

047  Cyprus

048  Czech Republic


049  Denmark

      049a  Faroe Islands

      049b  Greenland

050  Dijibouti

051  Dominica

052  Dominican Republic


053  East Timor

054  Ecuador

055  Egypt

056  El Salvador

057  Equitorial Guinea

058  Eritrea

059  Estonia

060  Ethiopia


061  Fiji

062  Finland

063  France

      063a  French Polynesia

      063b  New Caledonia

      063c  Saint Barthélemy

      063d  Saint Pierre et Miquelon

      063e  Wallis and Futuna


064  Gabon

065  The Gambia

066  Georgia

067  Germany

068  Ghana

069  Greece

070  Grenada

071  Guatemala

072  Guinea

073  Guinea-Bissau

074  Guyana


075  Haiti

076  Honduras

077  Hungary


078  Iceland

079  India

080  Indonesia

081  Iran

082  Iraq

      082a  Iraqi Kurdistan

083  Ireland

084  Israel

085  Italy


086  Jamaica

087  Japan

088  Jordan


089  Kazakhstan

090  Kenya

091  Kiribati

092  Korea, North

093  Korea, South

094  Kosovo

095  Kuwait

096  Kyrgyzstan


097  Laos

098  Latvia

099  Lebanon

100  Lesotho

101  Liberia

102  Libya

103  Liechtenstein

104  Lithuania

105  Luxembourg


106  Macedonia

107  Madagascar

108  Malawi

109  Malaysia

110  Maldives

111  Mali

112  Malta

113  Marshall Islands

114  Mauritania

115  Mauritius

116  Mexico

117  Micronesia

118  Moldova

119  Monaco

120  Mongolia

121  Montenegro

122  Morocco

123  Mozambique

124  Myanmar


125  Nagorno-Karabakh

126  Namibia

127  Nauru

128  Nepeal

129  Netherlands

      129a  Aruba

      129b  Curaçao

      129c  Sint Maarten

130  New Zealand

      130a  Tokelau

131  Nicaragua

132  Niger

133  Nigeria

134  Niue

135  Northern Cyprus

136  Norway


137  Oman


138  Pakistan

139  Palau

140  Palestine

141  Panama

142  Papua New Guinea

143  Paraguay

144  Peru

145  Philippines

146  Poland

147  Portugal


148  Qatar


149  Romania

150  Russia

151  Rwanda


152  Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic

153  Saint Kitts and Nevis

154  Saint Lucia

155  Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

156  Samoa

157  San Marino

158  São Tomé and Príncipe

159  Saudia Arabia

160  Senegal

161  Serbia

162  Seychelles

163  Sierra Leone

164  Singapore

165  Slovakia

166  Slovenia

167  Solomon Islands

168  Somalia

169  Somaliland

170  South Africa

171  South Ossetia

172  South Sudan

173  Spain

174  Sri Lanka

175  Sudan

176  Suriname

177  Swaziland

178  Sweden

179  Switzerland

180  Syria


181  Taiwan

182  Tajikistan

183  Tanzania

184  Thailand

185  Togo

186  Tonga

187  Transnistria

188  Trinidad and Tobago

189  Tunisia

190  Turkey

191  Turkmenistan

192  Tuvalu


193  Uganda

194  Ukraine

195  United Arab Emirates

     196  United Kingdom

      196a  Anguilla

      196b  Bermuda

      196c  British Virgin Islands

      196d  Cayman Islands

      196e  England

      196f  Falkland Islands

      196g  Gibraltar

      196h  Guernsey

      196i  Isle of Man

      196j  Jersey

      196k  Monserrat

      196l  Northern Ireland

      196m  Pitcairn Islands

      196n  Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha

      196o  Scotland

      196p  South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands

      196q  Turks and Caicos

      196r  Wales

197  United States of America

      197a  American Samoa

      197b  Guam

      197c  Northern Mariana Islands

      197d  Puerto Rico

      197e  U.S. Virgin Islands

198  Uruguay

199  Uzbekistan


200  Vanuatu

201  Vatican City

202  Venezela

203  Vietnam


204  Yemen


205  Zambia

206  Zimbabwe

idea file

I’m in the lull between short story ideas. I looked at my idea file because all the how-to-be-a-writer things I’ve read always said to keep a journal to scribble down ideas. Well, I don’t do that because I don’t have the wherewithal to carry a journal and a writing implement around with me (ditto a more info-age implement like a smart phone, because I don’t have one, and even if I did, it would likely be like my cellphone and I don’t take my cellphone everywhere with me, only on about 12.5439% of all trips outside the house).

So I look at my file. But if these were really contagious ideas, wouldn’t I have used them earlier? Who knows what I even mean half the time?

I’m off to think of new ideas.